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Jun. 26
Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 26 - Jul. 2, 2013
Vol. 14, No. 6
Photo by Daniel Cronin
News
Hall Monitor
The Hotel Inside the Onion
by Denis C. Theriault
It's a Start
Laws of the Future Might Be Less Racist
by Dirk VanderHart
Free Parking? Nope!
Some Hales' Staffers Apparently Too Busy to Move Their Cars
by Denis C. Theriault
The Last Last Thursday?
Volunteers Blast Hales' Proposed Crackdown on Famed Street Fair
by Dirk VanderHart
In Other News
Music
It's Delicate
Alela Diane Sings About
Farewell
by Marjorie Skinner
Good Vibrations
Radiation City's Symphonies of Sound
by Ned Lannamann
Brothers in Beats
Take a Whiff of Béisbol's Debut LP
by Ryan J. Prado
Debate Club
Fleetwood Mac's Second Best Album
by Ned Lannamann and Mark Lore
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Movies & TV
Chatum and Joxx: Ultimate Bromance
White House Down
and the Meaning of Life
by Erik Henriksen
Slightly Warmed Over
Not Quite Feeling
The Heat
by Marjorie Skinner
Crack Is Wack
How to Make Money Selling Drugs
, and How to Be Sent to Prison
by Dirk VanderHart
Return of the Petes
PetesFest: A Celebration of All Things
Pete and Pete
by Alison Hallett
Carrying the Weight
Levon Helm Doc Doesn't Paint the Whole Masterpiece
by Ned Lannamann
Film Shorts
In Which We Hit It and Quit It
Geek Out
Not Go Gentle
by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
Comedy
Almost Famous
Stand-up Pete Holmes on Podcasting, Fortune, and Fame
by Alison Hallett
International Relations
A Q&A with Comedian Dylan Moran
by Alex Ross
Books
Soup and Sandwiches
Neil Gamain's Modest New Novel
by Joe Streckert
Cold Case
Solving History's Mysteries in
Duel with the Devil
by Alison Hallett
Feature
True 'Que
The
Mercury
Food Issue's Search for the Best in Barbecue
by Chris Onstad
A Rogues' Gallery of Rib-Eyes
The Blind Steak Tasting
by Chris Onstad
Do You Speak Brisket?
How to Judge Barbecue Brisket Like a Pro!
by Chris Onstad
Summer Cocktail Copout
Lose Entire Afternoons with These Delish Drinks
by Clare Gordon
Smoking 101
Beginners' Technique and Uncommon Ideas
by Chris Onstad
Smoke It Out
Expert Tips for Smoking Meat at Home!
by Clare Gordon
The Virgin Schwenker
The Next Big Thing (That's Been Around Since the Bronze Age)
by Chris Onstad
Cider City
Move Over Beer! Cider Goes Great with Backyard Grilling
by Chris Onstad and Clare Gordon
Circle the Wagons
If Food Carts Are Unpredictable, BBQ Carts Are Doubly So
by Chris Onstad
I Love Television
I Love Televison™
Ready for My Close Up
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I, Anonymous
Officer Friendly
Sold Out
Not So High
by Marjorie Skinner
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Enema Kits and Missing Clits
by Dan Savage
Extras
Portland as Fuck
"Ignition (Remix)"
by Ian Karmel
Letters
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR