Juggalo Oct 5, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Whoop-Whoop! It's the Juggalo Doughnut!

Ezra Ace Caraeff
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1
Bet they sold out of Mountain Dew, too.
on October 5, 2011 at 3:00 PM Report this
2
Faygo, anyone?
on October 5, 2011 at 4:12 PM Report this
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It's cool that you quit the tedious work of music writing but stuck with the important juggalo beat.
on October 5, 2011 at 4:30 PM Report this
4
Donuts. How do they work?
Suburban Porn King on October 5, 2011 at 4:31 PM Report this
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@Joneser If you only knew. The Juggalo Beat is like the mob (or Columbia House), no matter how hard I try to quit it, they keeps pulling me back in.

/goes back to working on a cocktail with Faygo in it.
ezra on October 5, 2011 at 5:01 PM Report this
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i saw a pregnant Jugalette. And wanted to die.
maranda on October 5, 2011 at 6:23 PM Report this
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Well here's yet another reason why Voodoo Doughnuts SUCKS! The fact that they have shitty work place practices is bad enough. Now they pander to juggalos?! WTF
DamosA on October 5, 2011 at 7:46 PM Report this
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it might actually be better if you did because than we wouldnt have to deal with your self righteous attitude. im a juggalo, a parent and hard working tax paying citizen and i would never ever say something as ridiculous as the what fell out of your mouth. you seem to be under the illusion you are better than juggalos somehow and thats just sad.
on October 6, 2011 at 3:15 AM Report this
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" I saw a pregnant Jugalette."

My god, they're breeding, too. Where's a good sterilization program when you need one? Planned Parenthood, HELP!

DamosA on October 6, 2011 at 7:13 AM Report this
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These two organizations belong together.
Andy Mesa on October 6, 2011 at 4:01 PM Report this
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Why hasn't anyone said anything about the Onut dick?
on October 8, 2011 at 11:58 PM Report this
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Funny how the same people that hate on the Jugg's will be the same losers at football games all drunk and painted up in their favorite teams colors or drunkards on a boring lame Buffett concer wearing goofy clothes & hatst...pot meets kettle every time they flap their ignorant gums...we dont bust your chops so leave ICP and their fans alone and allow the hating & boundaries to relax so we can truly be one world & not made up of little increments that prolong us from advancing to a better future.
on October 9, 2011 at 11:32 AM Report this
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They put Miracles on a chocolate dick donut WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!
on October 10, 2011 at 1:08 PM Report this

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