Thank you for descending from the eldritch plane of Portland to grace us filthy trogdolytes of Beaverton a divine visit to our humble food fair. We apologize profusely for the music. Had we known we were to be visiting us, we would have found our "white girl from Portland but actually probably from Sacramento turn up playlist" which includes the musical stylings "Arcade Fire", "the Head and the Heart " , some token underground folk singles, and quasi-ironic Post Malone and Chain Smokers hits. Please continue to patronize us with your buisness and "culture" while we and the rest of the suburbs continue to fund your experiments in gross hipsterdom, gentrification, and ongoing city and law enforcement problems, by providing the stable and well paying employment the region needs.

jk great piece thanks