The marathon in on April 10, to be exact. (But I'll just be running a 10K.)

http://pyongyangmarathon.com/

(Yeah, I know, I'm a wimp. When it comes to running 26 miles, I'll happily run the 6 and leave the 20. Those of you who like to run 26, or even 13, more power bars to ya.)

Lol! Every time Bernie wins you people scream for him to drop out. (There was YUUUGE fraud and voter suppression in Arizona...it may be another Bernie win after the investigations are done). Give it up Clinton worshipers. Bernie is here to stay all the way through to the convention, and if he doesn't get the nomination, you can rest assured that all the independents and cross-party voters that Hillary absolutely needs to win will NOT be voting for her.

Hillary won Arizona by 72,000 votes, I think you've been smoking a YUUUGE spliff, Tot.

I really want to take this week's Merc cover to Pyongyang, but I'm gonna have to black out Teeny Tiny Dita Von Teese on the flip side. Sorry TTDVT!

Red Diamond -- If people don't vote for Bernie because Hillary didn't get the nomination, or don't vote for Hillary because Bernie didn't get the nomination, I will find you and I will fight you in the concentration camp when Trump sends us there.