whoa... does Portland have a Guerilla Queer Bar scene? We had one in SF and it was super fun. Basically a bunch of LGBTA folks bum-rush a "straight" bar and hang out. It was good fun and yes there were some looks from bigots, but hey when 20-30 people come to your bar and drink and dance and have fun, shouldn't you be happy for the customers?
Talk about open-and-shut.
P.S. What, doesn't P stand for Penis?