Luv Jul 15, 2011 at 11:44 am

In Honor of the Official Release Date of the Final Harry Potter Movie...

Alison Hallett
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NO!
WamosA on July 15, 2011 at 12:44 PM Report this
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I loved the hate voicemail saying "you should be sued in some way." That got me thinking about potential new crimes and torts that could encompass publishing spoilers:

Alienation of Potential Delight

Intentional Infliction of Future Knowledge

Attempted Dickwaddery

Assault... on Common Decency

Trespass on Enjoyment

Commenty Colin on July 15, 2011 at 1:07 PM Report this
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Of course, each of those requiring clear big-mouth aforethought for conviction.
TSW on July 15, 2011 at 1:31 PM Report this
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Chas' intro is the best part of that thing. "... in which we learn that Hermione dies. SPOILERS AHEAD!"
Alison Hallett on July 15, 2011 at 2:09 PM Report this

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