Attention men and women seeking truthers: As you know, it can be rough finding a mate who shares your anti-vaxx mentality and distrust of lizard people. But for you—a conspiracy theorist looking for love—the internet provides. Awake Dating is a website for people who have " 'woken' from the fantastic false dream carefully crafted for the 'consumer'." THANK GOD.
Read more about it—including an interview with Awake Dating's founder—here.

I made you this tin foil hat, because I love you.
I made you this tin foil hat, because I love you.

I would sign up, but I'm pretty sure it's just another way for the government to track my emails, and FUCK THAT. But you should go find woke love right now!

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Plus, they have this super catchy jingle.

Just in case that doesn't work out...here are some other options for single Portlanders.

Joann Schinderle and Barbra Holm, two of the lovely and hilarious ladies who answered our questions for our story on Portland dating, are hosting a night of podcasted live speed dating with special guest Shane Torres! You should go on May 29!

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Still single? No problem! There's a whole summer of singles events ahead including Portland Bike Party on June 13 with Pedalpalooza.

Want to read other Portlander's miserable/wonderful dating stories? Here you go!

Submit your own dating stories here!