Because I know that most of you didn't go to church today—your souls are most likely damned to hell anyway—I thought I'd give you a bit of that old time religion from 1799 1874 1914.

I'm fairly certain that there aren't any Jehovah's Witnesses trolling Blogtown (and if there are, can I interest you in reading our free publication?), but I must say, their Jesus is a badass. A winged badass, at that. I'm sure that if he threw down against He-Man, Jesus would most likely win.

Also, does this animation remind anyone else of Heavy Metal?

Maybe it's just me...