Wax On Spa is opening a brand spankin' new location on Williams and are throwing a little shindig on Saturday December 6th to celebrate hairless legs, backs, and hoo-ha's in North Portland. Come for the wine and hors d'ouvres, stay for the "live waxing" show. This sounds kind of terrifying, but you know, the wine helps. Down a few more glasses to soften your own pain if you decide to christen the new location with a live waxing of your own.

Wax On Spa Grand Opening, 3808 N Williams, December 6th, 7pm

wear short shorts, or no shorts