Okay, so this post is not as dirty as that title might have led you to believe. But still, it might be useful to you to know that if you (or someone you know) is staying at the Portland Ace Hotel, they can grab a flier at check-in or simply flash their room key for 10% off at some of PDX's best spots for out-of-towners to check out anyway (good through Christmas):

Moxie, Odessa, Idom, Floating World Comics, Frances May, Covet, Radish Underground, Narcisse, Frank James, Buy Olympia, Cork Wineshop, Pistils, Upper Playground, Rudy's Barbershop, Pin Me Apparel, and 10% off all ACE HOTEL Retail.

Got relatives or friends coming to town? Take 'em shopping!