I realize (despite my youthful good looks) that I am much too old to be watching the MTV Movie Awards, but for some unknown reason that is exactly what I did Sunday night. I further surprised myself by not being prepared for the horrible train wrecks that would occur on the red carpet. I can only rid myself of the agony by sharing it:

The Mullet Dress.


You Left Your Headlights On.


Uhhhhhhh What.


Is that Suzanne Somers?


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