As you may or may not have known, Tom Ford was the guest editor of French Vogue's December-January issue, which hit newsstands yesterday. The features include (if I knew French I could be more specific) little girls in lots of make-up and jewelry; a plastic surgery spread where model Crystal Renn has prosthetic cheeks and lips for the shoot; and then there's a little something called "Pussy West"—one guess which famous photographer shot this feature??? Time's up, it's Terry Richardson - DUH!

So let me cut to the chase (I just told you about all that so I could show you this): How do you say, "This would be hot if it wasn't Terry Richardson?" Google tells me this is how you say it: "Ce serait sexy si elle n'était pas Terry Richardson."

Hit the jump if you want to see Crystal Renn with fake lips or 15-year-old cover-girl Daphne Groeneveld looking like a dead ringer for Lara Stone.

Crystal Renn
  • Crystal Renn

Daphne Groeneveld
  • Daphne Groeneveld