Tired of wearing those sad, floppy loafers made by Malaysian slaves? Well, here's your chance to make your own fancy shoes—and get professional help!

As seen on MOD, Halo Shoes is hosting two weekend workshops; March 16th & 17th, and March 23rd & 24th, where master leather craftsman Daniel McRorie will show you how to produce your own soft shoes. The best part? If there's any blood, sweat, or tear stains, you know where those came from.

If you've got the dough to throw down ($525 for the whole shebang), each weekend is limited to 8 spots—better sign up quick!