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Wouldn’t miss it for the world. And you’ll know when I get there ‘cause I’ll show up in a Radio cab, roaring drunk, and dressed like Frank Cassano. My plan is to trash the yard sale, kick Humpy squaw in the nuts, and (hopefully) get lead away by Portland’s finest on assault, criminal mischief, and public intoxication charges.

Just kidding! I won’t take a cab, I’ll drive my Hummer.
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I probably won't make it, but if you'd like to impersonate me at the sale, I'll make it easy for you. Print this out and pin it to your chest (maybe just to your shirt, less painful). Please don't commit any felonies or Class A misdemeanors while wearing it, though.

http://toddmecklem.com/mecklemround.jpg

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