Thursday, May 16
8:00 NBC FRIENDS
Heart-rending hilarity ensues when Rachel finally drops 8 lbs. of ugly fat (her baby, that is).
10:30 COM THE MAN SHOW
Adam and Jimmy get drunk, put on pilot's uniforms, and walk around the airport scaring people.
Friday, May 17
8:00 FOX M*A*S*H 30th ANNIVERSARY REUNION
Please. If you absolutely must watch this show, make sure there are no loaded weapons in the house!
10:00 DSC C.I.A. SEXPIONAGE
Hot and horny agents ride the wild baloney pony and steal government secrets.
Saturday, May 18
8:00 UPN POWDER--Movie
Pale-faced nerd uses crazy mental powers to beat up bullies and score chicks.
10:00 TBS ENTER THE DRAGON--Movie
Super kung fu agent Bruce Lee infiltrates the secret island of an opium lord and kicks 47 people in the nuts.
Sunday, May 19
8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: MARQUESAS
Season Finale! The survivors stab their final members in the back, and return home to be interviewed by Rosie O'Donnell.
8:00 FOX THE X-FILES
Mulder returns to the show and is forced in a court of law to explain why his movie career has been so disappointing.
Monday, May 20
8:00 NBC FEAR FACTOR
Former champions return to the show for an opportunity to win money and swim with crocodiles.
10:30 AMC BACKSTORY
Behind-the-scenes interviews and clips that document Buffy the Vampire Slayer and her trip from big screen to small.
Tuesday, May 21
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
2-Hour Season Finale! The moral? Never make a lesbian angry.
9:00 FOX 24
Season Finale! Jack solves the case and decides it's time for a change of clothes.
Wednesday, May 22
8:30 FOX CELEBRITY BOXING 2
Eight new wash-ups duke it out in the ring, including Joey Buttafuoco vs. John Wayne Bobbitt!
