Thursday, October 24

9:00 WB JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENTJamie and Freddie Prinze, Jr. trick people into joining their robot-worshipping cult.

9:00 USA FEAR--Movie(1996) While riding a rollercoaster, Marky Mark diddles Reese Witherspoon's fiddle.

Friday, October 25

8:00 ABC IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWNThe Peanuts gang fears for their lives after Linus is found mutilated in the pumpkin patch.

8:00 FOX FIREFLYMal has a marijuana flashback and relives how he became a space cowboy.

Saturday, October 26

9:00 MTV MAKING THE BANDSean "P. Doody" Combs jumps on the American Idol bandwagon in an attempt to make an extra million bucks.

10:00 VH1 GRAVESIDE GROUPIESA tour of celebrity rocker gravesites and the sicko hippies who visit them.

Sunday, October 27

9:00 ABC ALIASSydney flips her electric blue wig after finding out a startling secret about her pop!

9:00 WB ANGELCordelia mysteriously returns from the nether world with no memories (including the memory that she's still supposed to pay rent).

Monday, October 28

8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLICThe staff attempts to figure out what started a school riot, and ignores the obvious cause: New Kid on the Block Joey McIntyre has joined the cast! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Tuesday, October 29

8:00 FAM GREMLINS--Movie(1984) Hotsy totsy Phoebe Cates battles cute little furries who become disgusting little demons! (I told ya not to get 'em wet.)

9:00 FOX 24Season Premiere! Jack's back with a new 24-hour adventure. This time the Prez thinks there's a nuclear bomb hidden in an all-night Waffle House!

Wednesday, October 30

9:00 NBC THE WEST WINGPresident Bartlett debates his GOP competitor (who's almost as dumb as Bush).

9:00 WB BIRDS OF PREYThe supergals take in a baby who ages a year every day--which is fine until 12 days later when he starts smoking dope and playing that horrible rock 'n' roll music.