THURSDAY, JULY 7
8:00 CBS BIG BROTHER 6 Season Premiere! 14 new suckers with B.O. and personal space issues move into a house and are filmed 24/7!
8:00 ABC REIGN OF FIRE--Movie Fire-breathing, flying dragons awaken and find the taste of human ass to their liking.
FRIDAY, JULY 8
9:00 TVGUIDE SUSHI TV Hilarious clips from the weirdest and best Japanese game shows!
10:00 USA MONK Season Premiere! The awesome Tony Shalhoub returns for another season as the obsessive-compulsive Detective Monk.
SATURDAY, JULY 9
8:00 NBC BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Calling all sci-fi geeks! Don't miss this free network showing of this smart and sexy remake of the '70s classic.
8:00 OXY ADAPTATION--Movie (2002) Nick Cage stars as real-life screenwriter Charlie Kaufman and his not-so-real twin brother as they try to script an "unfilmable" novel!
SUNDAY, JULY 10
8:30 FOX THE PRINCES OF MALIBU Debut! Two jackass jarheads make life for their rich stepdad unbearable in this new reality series.
10:00 VH1 HOGAN KNOWS BEST Debut! Pro wrestler Hulk Hogan's new reality show in which he attempts to make us give a shit about him having his own reality show.
MONDAY, JULY 11
1:00 am GSN KENNY VS. SPENNY Season Premiere! Don't miss this hilarious series about two friends who try to outdo each other in increasingly stupid competitions.
9:00 CBS ROCK STAR: INXS Debut! Contestants vie to become the new lead singer for INXS. Prizes include money, a world tour, and dying of autoerotic asphyxiation.
TUESDAY, JULY 12
10:00 COM RENO 911! The deputies have their work cut out for them as they try to apprehend "the fastest criminal in the Southwest United States."
WEDNESDAY, JULY 13
8:00 ABC BRAT CAMP Debut! Troubled teens arrive in a wilderness camp, and immediately discover they must cut their cigarette smoking and shoplifting in half. Bastards!
