THURSDAY, JULY 27
9:00 SCI WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO?
Debut! The heroes accept their first challenge, where each is asked to take a "nerd detector" test.
10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
When a leaky water pipe in the bar leaves a stain that looks like the Virgin Mary, the gang has two words: cha-CHING!
FRIDAY, JULY 28
8:00 SCI NIGHT STALKER
The Sci-Fi Channel picks up this cancelled, but interesting remake of the classic '70s spooky show.
SATURDAY, JULY 29
8:00 FX SECRET WINDOW—Movie
(2004) Dreamy Johnny Depp plays a wacko writer in this creep fest based on a Stephen King story.
8:00 CMTV HEE HAW MARATHON
Multiple episodes of the hillbilliest show ever devised (much funnier than anything on Blue Collar TV).
SUNDAY, JULY 30
10:30 COM RENO 911!
When a crime wave sweeps Reno, the department is forced to call in... Citizens' Patrolman Rick?!
MONDAY, JULY 31
9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN
It's down to the final four chefs, which means we only have a few more opportunities to hear Chef Ramsay call someone "a fat fucking doughnut."
10:00 ABC ONE OCEAN VIEW
Debut! In this reality soap, yuppies flee Manhattan for exclusive beach communities. In other words, Laguna Beach thirtysomething.
TUESDAY, AUGUST 1
9:00 SCI EUREKA
Sheriff Carter accidentally shoots the town nerd. Yeah... "accidentally."
10:00 FX RESCUE ME
Tommy has a psychotic melt when he thinks the firehouse gang is breaking up.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 2
8:00 NBC AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
A special two-hour episode! Two hours of Brandy, that British guy, and "The Hoff"? CLEAR MY SCHEDULE!
10:30 COM DOG BITES MAN
A funny and dark satire of local news teams—with unsuspecting real people mixed in!
