THURSDAY, JUNE 19
8:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Another Office classic, where Michael really screws things up for Jan when she sues Dunder Mifflin!
10:30 COM RENO 911!
Wiegel's estranged father returns from prison. Don't bother bringing Kleenex for this one.
FRIDAY, JUNE 20
8:00 ABC THE DAYTIME EMMY AWARDS
Celebrating the best of the daytime soaps, with a special video salute to gay lovers being held captive by bloodthirsty cannibals.
SATURDAY, JUNE 21
8:00 NBC OLYMPIC TRIALS: WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS
I'm sorry, but hopping around on a mat while waving a ribbon in the air is NOT a sport!
9:00 TVLAND CADDYSHACK—Movie
(1980) On the other hand, blowing up gophers on golf courses SHOULD be a sport.
SUNDAY, JUNE 22
9:00 SCIFI 100 MILLION BC—Movie
(2008) Scientists travel back in time and accidentally return to LA with an angry dinosaur. Whoops.
10:00 A&E THE TWO COREYS
Season premiere! What do you mean Corey Feldman and Corey Haim hate each other now? What happened when I wasn't watching?
MONDAY, JUNE 23
8:00 NBC AMERICAN GLADIATORS
Two sets of married couples compete in a new event called the "nag-a-thon."
10:00 A&E PSYCHIC KIDS
Okay, kids, see if you can read my mind: "Clean up your goddamn room and stop smoking the dope."
TUESDAY, JUNE 24
8:00 ABC WIPEOUT
Debut! After attempting this impossible obstacle course, three contestants learn they must have ass-reconstruction surgery.
10:00 FX 30 DAYS
A Christian spends a month with a same-sex couple parenting four adopted sons. This is a job for Nanny 911!
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 25
9:00 CW FARMER WANTS A WIFE
Season finale! Farmer Matt picks one lucky gal to cook his meals and birth him some farmhands.
8:00 NBC BABY BORROWERS
Debut! Five teenage couples "borrow" actual babies to see what life is like as parents. Somebody needs to be arrested for even thinking of this show.