THURSDAY, JUNE 19

8:00 NBC THE OFFICE

Another Office classic, where Michael really screws things up for Jan when she sues Dunder Mifflin!

10:30 COM RENO 911!

Wiegel's estranged father returns from prison. Don't bother bringing Kleenex for this one.

FRIDAY, JUNE 20

8:00 ABC THE DAYTIME EMMY AWARDS

Celebrating the best of the daytime soaps, with a special video salute to gay lovers being held captive by bloodthirsty cannibals.

SATURDAY, JUNE 21

8:00 NBC OLYMPIC TRIALS: WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS

I'm sorry, but hopping around on a mat while waving a ribbon in the air is NOT a sport!

9:00 TVLAND CADDYSHACK—Movie

(1980) On the other hand, blowing up gophers on golf courses SHOULD be a sport.

SUNDAY, JUNE 22

9:00 SCIFI 100 MILLION BC—Movie

(2008) Scientists travel back in time and accidentally return to LA with an angry dinosaur. Whoops.

10:00 A&E THE TWO COREYS

Season premiere! What do you mean Corey Feldman and Corey Haim hate each other now? What happened when I wasn't watching?

MONDAY, JUNE 23

8:00 NBC AMERICAN GLADIATORS

Two sets of married couples compete in a new event called the "nag-a-thon."

10:00 A&E PSYCHIC KIDS

Okay, kids, see if you can read my mind: "Clean up your goddamn room and stop smoking the dope."

TUESDAY, JUNE 24

8:00 ABC WIPEOUT

Debut! After attempting this impossible obstacle course, three contestants learn they must have ass-reconstruction surgery.

10:00 FX 30 DAYS

A Christian spends a month with a same-sex couple parenting four adopted sons. This is a job for Nanny 911!

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 25

9:00 CW FARMER WANTS A WIFE

Season finale! Farmer Matt picks one lucky gal to cook his meals and birth him some farmhands.

8:00 NBC BABY BORROWERS

Debut! Five teenage couples "borrow" actual babies to see what life is like as parents. Somebody needs to be arrested for even thinking of this show.