THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25
8:00 CW SMALLVILLE
Itās Clarkās first day at the Daily Planetā¦ and heās immediately laid off due to downsizing.
8:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARL
Season premiere! Joy cons the Make-a-Wish Foundation into sending a celebrity to her trailer.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26
6:00 ALL NETS PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
Itās young and virile Barack Obama vs. the old and translucent-skinned John McCain. WHO YA GOT?!?
11:00 HBO REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER
Donāt miss whatās sure to be a hilarious wrap-up of tonightās debate!
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 27
10:00 HBO CHRIS ROCK: KILL THE MESSENGER
The pants-crappingly funny Chris Rock returns with another comedy concert.
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Season premiere! Marge accidentally begins work at an erotic bakery; sexy shenanigans ensue!
11:00 HBO THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM
Debut! Tim is a schlub who watches helplessly as his life unravels in this new animated sitcom.
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29
8:00 NBC CHUCK
Season premiere! Chuck asks Sarah out on a real first date (not a fakey secret agent date where thereās no chance of sex).
10:00 NBC LIFE
Season premiere! The eccentric Detective Charlie returns, and heās on the trail of the jerkiest serial killer yet.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30
9:00 CW PRIVILEGED
Megan finds a porno DVD in Roseās bookbagāwhich isnāt nearly as bad as the stuff sheād find in my bookbag.
10:00 FX THE SHIELD
A murderous nemesis goes after Claudette, forcing Vic to open up a truckload of whup-ass!
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1
8:00 CW AMERICAāS NEXT TOP MODEL
The models are asked to pose as ānatural disasters.ā WTF?? This show is so horribleā¦ and I love it!
10:30 COM LEWIS BLACKāS ROOT OF ALL EVIL
Season finale! Lewis and the ālawyersā discuss which is more evil: The Hills or ārocket scientists.ā