Well, chappies, we happen to agree with parts of your review. Not the entirety, but at least parts.

For the record, we at the International Guild of Satirists, Humourists, Comedians and Pranksters, Ltd., of Llandedryd Wells, Wales (pronounced in Welsh: Thlandedryd Wethls) have awards two Dubious Achievement Awards for this movie.

What say you to that, eh, what?

First, the 2008 Award for the most Dubious German Accent in a Movie goes to Tom Cruise , and,

a Certificate of Dubious Dramatic Worth for the 29th consecutive movie in which Mr. Cruise has successfully played Tom Cruise.

To read the full award statement, please go to: http://sites.google.com/site/satiristsguil…

With warmest regards,

/s/ Murph

Baron Sir J. Murphy Witherington, Rear Admiral, Royal Navy (ret), OBE, BfD, Commander, North American Division, International Guild of Satirists, Humourists, Comedians and Pranksters, Ltd.

Ugh. Forgettable plot, Nazis-as-boy-scouts, no historical value, vague acting, middle-of-the-road directing...