THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1
8:00 CW THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
After Stefan invites Elena to a dance, brother Damon steps in to cock block him. (Fang block?)
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Regional manager David informs the office that not everyone will be receiving raises, sparking a passive-aggressive riot.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2
8:00 TOON STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS
Season premiere! "Cad Bane attempts to steal a Jedi Holocron." Dammit! Speak English, nerds!
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
Echo is imprinted with a new mother—who's even more bitchy than her old mother!
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3
8:00 ANI SUPERFETCH
Debut! Owners train their mutts to fetch beer, make sandwiches, attract chicks... I don't like where this is going.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4
9:00 CBS THREE RIVERS
Debut! A new drama about organ transplants—and unfortunately no, it's not those kinds of organs.
10:00 AMC MAD MEN
Don decides to let Betty accompany him on a business trip. WORST... IDEA... EVER!!!
MONDAY, OCTOBER 5
8:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
Please vote off Tom DeLay before poor Cheryl kills herself! Seriously... SHE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 6
10:00 MTV THE HILLS
Audrina is furious when Kristin says her donkey teeth remind her of Stonehenge.
11:00 SPIKE SURVIVING DISASTER
Tonight we learn to survive on the open seas in a life raft—without eating the other passengers!
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7
10:00 COM SOUTH PARK
Season premiere! Check the morning news to see what the South Park kids will be lampooning tonight!
10:30 COM SECRET GIRLFRIEND
Debut! Based on the popular web series starring YOU, and your sad inability to juggle two girls at once.
