THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29
8:00 CW THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
Vampire Vicki ruins yet another high school haunted house when she can't control her taste for blood.
10:30 FX THE LEAGUE
Debut! A potentially very funny sitcom about a cadre of lunkheads obsessed with fantasy football.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30
8:00 HALL HALLOWEEN ON ICE
Ice skater Nancy Kerrigan performs a routine in which she beheads Tonya Harding with an axe.
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
At the Washington, DC, Dollhouse, Topher meets his counterpart, Summer Glau (River from Firefly)! EEEEEE!!!
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31
6:00 AMC NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD MARATHON!
Five showings of George Romero's classic horror flick (just in case you need further convincing that zombies are trouble).
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1
10:00 AMC MAD MEN
Peggy's poor taste in men once again sends her running to the corner abortionist.
10:00 VH1 SEX REHAB WITH DR. DREW
Debut! Dr. Drew lays down the rules for the cast of sex addicts. Rule #1: No sex.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2
9:00 CW GOSSIP GIRL
Olivia tries to prevent Dan from hearing something she said on Jimmy Fallon's show. (Since no one actually watches it, I wouldn't be very worried.)
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3
8:00 ABC V
Debut! Alien lizards visit Earth bringing a message of peace. (Yeah, they want a piece of YOU in their STOMACH!!)
9:00 BRAVO KATHY GRIFFIN: BALLS OF STEEL
In this live concert, Kathy recalls her poor choice to attend the Teen Choice Awards.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Today's challenge: Explore the cliffs of Hawaii without shoving each other off.
9:30 ABC COUGAR TOWN
After going on a date with an older man, Jules gets her cougar license revoked.
