THURSDAY, JANUARY 28
8:00 CBS LIVE FOR THE MOMENT
Debut! Hottie Survivor host Jeff Probst takes ordinary people on extraordinary adventures (into his pants).
10:00 LIF PROJECT RUNWAY
The designers are assigned to work in pairs—claws are provided.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 29
8:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
Series finale! Rescheduled from last week when it was preempted for the "Hope for Haiti" benefit show (which I will agree was more important).
9:00 SYFY CAPRICA
Zoe tries to adapt to her new life in a robot's body... BY GROWING 30 FEET TALL AND CRUSHING THE CITY!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 30
8:00 TLC MISS AMERICA 2010
Now on the TLC channel (which probably got paid to run it).
SUNDAY, JANUARY 31
9:00 HBO BIG LOVE
Bill's plans to run for state senator are endangered because of his... ohh... I don't know... POLYGAMY?
10:00 TLC LITTLE CHOCOLATIERS
Debut! The "little chocolatiers" make a chocolate log cabin, and... no, it's not for them to live in!
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1
8:00 NBC CHUCK
Chuck must train a new Buy More employee (hotsy-totsy Kristin Kreuk of Smallville)!
10:00 BRAVO KELL ON EARTH
Debut! Kelly Cutrone (the boss of the People's Revolution on The Hills) finally gets her own show! YAY! (Sarcasm.)
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Guest judge Victoria Beckham goes missing after turning sideways. Because, see, she's skinny, and... OH FORGET IT.
9:00 ABC LOST
Season premiere! The Losties learn "when" they are after that minor hydrogen bomb incident.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3
8:00 FOX HUMAN TARGET
Chance must protect a thief-turned-monk in this super fun show that's a cross between MacGyver and 24!
9:30 BBCA THE INBETWEENERS
Will discovers a major advantage to attending a coed school: GIRLS.