I'll start stock-piling tomatoes. Check out this hilarious, brilliant video review if revenge of the sith.
http://redlettermedia.com/

Lucas will make Jar Jar Binks an even more fascinating character by digitally adding a yo-yo and making Jar Jar perform tricks with it... RIGHT AT THE CAMERA!!!

If ever there was a case for movies to be re-made... I hate to say it but this might be it. As long as George Lucas is barred from any creative input, that is. Rather than make these shit films into 3D... rewrite history!

Here's what I would love to see: A whole cadre of geeks protesting the premier. Like, really getting into it with signs and chants and everything. I would love to hoist aloft a sign that says "Stop Raping My Childhood!"

Think about it- all of the furor and anger of populism channeled into the service of good, i.e., telling George Lucas to stop pretending like these movies don't suck.

I'd pay to see a 3D version of the Red Letter Media reviews, those were so much more entertaining than the movies himself. I never realized how much of the prequels involved people walking in corridors and sitting on couches.