Make sure to get the coke out of the trunk first!

I suspect Bobby will appreciate it the most. Smirk will just make some snide remark about a time traveling bike (AN ABSURD CONCEPT BY ANY MEASUREMENT).

will the fire strips will be done in scale too?

(see, am a smart questionaré)

I vote interns. You have not done near enough to terrorize them. In fact, the last one I spoke to had said the job "was great fun" and would "definitely come back." Clearly you've let your standards for intern hazing sink.

Courtney! She will never suspect it, but would totally get it!

Are the interns weeping? If not, then that needs to be remedied. Spoil their pathetic little non-desk with your awesome microcar. After that, laugh at them.

Visit Seattle and do it to Charles Mudede. He will appreciate it in some bizarrely existential fashion.