PETER JACKSON BATHES IN NERD TEARS IN ORDER TO OBTAIN IMMORTALITY.

"Is that a pair of 3D glasses in its pocketses, or is it just glad to see us, my preciousss?"

I heard that the second and third Hobbit movies will utilize a different type of 3D technology, so these glasses will only work for the first movie.

Buyer beware!

Boo-urns

But I'll bet you really, really want a pair, don't you.

We've been waiting for Erik to get a pair for a while now.

every time i hear about LoTR or the Hobbit, i get an urge to poop, even if i have no poop to give.

it's like a defense-mechanism, or something.

so, yeah, i need to see a doctor, but tolkien needs to be punished for foisting these boring-ass stories on me.

(yes, i know he's dead, but punishment is still warranted.....perhaps more now than ever.)

Word on the street is that Kanye loves them, and will soon start selling them.