Movies & TV Oct 3, 2012 at 9:59 am

Trailer for Johnny Depp Wearing a Bird

Erik Henriksen
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Wait, Depp's not playing the Lone Ranger...he's playing fucking Squanto?!! Holy shit this looks terrible.
Spindles on October 3, 2012 at 12:08 PM Report this
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He's playing Tonto. And welcome to 2012! Please, sing us the song of your people.
cat & beard on October 3, 2012 at 1:14 PM Report this
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Oops, Tonto, Squanto.... can you tell I've never watched the show?
Spindles on October 3, 2012 at 2:26 PM Report this
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Too busy watching Opera, eh?
cat & beard on October 3, 2012 at 2:41 PM Report this
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Looks like the greatest thing since sliced eyeball.
Todd Mecklem on October 3, 2012 at 3:27 PM Report this

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