Movies & TV Mar 20, 2013 at 4:00 am

Spring Breakers Says a Lot About You

SPRING BREAKERS Well, this picture is about 1,000 percent magical.

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Right quick, White guy in corn-rows = very bad omen for movie. And also, what kind of name is "Harmony" for a dude?
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You reviewed this because Erik was gonna run the gun pic again, right?
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DamosA, what would be the opposite bad omen? Black guy with a bow tie?
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I've been assuming that Franco is just channeling Gary Oldman's character in "True Romance." That's what it sounds like, anyway.
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Black guy in bow tie would be very un-nerving, actually. So would White guy in bow tie.
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@DamosA: You mean like the Fruit of Islam?
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You mean Louis Farakhan?
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Uhhhh RiFF RAFF, that's who he's channeling, not gary oldman.
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Will someone please review Inappropriate Comedy?
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@Clifton Brooks: While Mister Farakhan is technically a member of the Fruit of Islam. But he's not really an active Fruit of Islam participant. I'm amazed that you're ignorant of the details of one of the most prolific Black Nationalistic groups out there. But then... I really shouldn't ever be amazed at your ignorance; it really knows no bounds.
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Wait, this is supposed to be a review?
12
Trustifarian shitwigs or white guy cornrows...tough call.
This is stale, predictable Hollywood.
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Don't need to see it to know that it is typical of many recent Hollywood comedies; unfunny, gross and generally geared towards very dumb teenagers
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This is an impressively inept thread. Nice work, jackasses.
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My favourite movie of the past few years. It's not perfect; Gucci Mane's performance is a let down (he's out thugged by Franco) and the ending doesn't live up to all of the dreamy delirium that's built up before it, but there are a panoply of unforgettable scenes and classy, artful elements throughout. Dismiss it at your own peril.

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