"in spite of" this review i will not willingly see this movie. i might be forced to see it if my mom is owning the remote or i am held hostage in a rest home.
Midnight in Paris was the last shitty Woody Allen movie i will ever be fooled into willingly see.

I was looking at the picture above and said to myself--"Hey, that's funny that guy in the new Woody Allen film looks just like Andrew Dice Clay..." And lo and behold--that really is the Diceman in a Woody Allen film.