I've seen this trailer about 15 times now, but I'm still having a hard time believing—or shall we say having faith—that it represents an actual major motion picture that will actually play in actual movie theaters.

Yep! Okay! So, I guess, in conclusion, Haven Is for Real, "based on the incredible true story," is a thing that exists, and the Mercury will review it, though I have no idea who I'm going to have see it for us. Dirk, maybe. Dirk seems like he would like this.