Movies & TV Mar 26, 2014 at 4:00 am

Darren Aronofsky's Noah Is A Big, Beautiful Manic Episode

NOAH “Now that it’s raining more than ever, know that we’ll still have each other. So sayeth Rihanna.”


And so the Aronofsky cycle is complete again. It goes something like this:

1. Understated, critically acclaimed movie about obsessive, self-destructive person. (Pi, The Wrestler)

2. Flashier, more experimental movie about obsessive, self-destructive person/persons. (Requiem for a Dream, Black Swan)

3. Balls-out insanity fuck fest of lofty and epic proportions. (The one about the tree in space, Noah)

Can't wait for his next movie!
I thought Russell Crowe already starred in A Beautiful Mind. :(
"And what did it do to Noah's sons to see God about to lay waste to all of their potential lays, just as they were sprouting their first pubes and boners?"

please tell me this was copy pasted from painfully bad grade school

I know portlandmercury cant pay for professional writers but if this is guest movie reviewer from West Sylvan Middle School at least credit the source.
how is a movie that is 137 minutes “almost three hours”?

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