Tina Fey’s loose adaptation of Rosalind Wiseman’s Queen Bees and Wannabes has ascended to a position of royalty in the pantheon of teen movie classics, and rightfully so—the film served as a springboard for talents including Rachel McAdams, Lizzy Caplan, and Amanda Seyfried, is still the high-water mark of Lindsay Lohan’s turbulent career, and proved to the world that you could put Tim Meadows in a movie and he’d actually register as... well, as anything (the only other time this occurred was Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, which nobody watched). But of all the legacies in Mean Girls’ wake, the most remarkable is the unexpected perserverance of ‘Fetch.’ I guess Gretchen was right after all. by Bobby Roberts