Despicable Me 3

2017 | 90 minutes | Rated PG

Does anyone even still give a fuck about Gror or whatever it is Steve Carell plays? Grub? There’s apparently a whole plot centering on him and his twin brother Grop or some shit, but c’mon—it’s another Minions flick. That’s all it really is. It is a thing that has Minions in it and so you are duty-bound to take whatever crotchfruit have tumbled from your loins into the theater, and shove Minions into their eyes until placid, like the quarters and crayons they’ll ram up their noses when you’re not paying attention. Such is the way of things. Congratulations on your successful procreation.
Showtimes

Tuesday 8/21

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Bridgeport Village Stadium 18

7329 SW Bridgeport Rd., Tigard
844-462-7342
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Tues 10 am

Regal Cinema 99 Stadium 11

9010 N.E. Highway 99
844-462-7342
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Tues 10 am

Tigard 11 Cinemas

11626 SW Pacific Hwy, Tigard
844-462-7342
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Wilsonville Town Center 9

29300 SW Town Center Loop, Wilsonville
844-462-7342
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Film Credits
Director
Pierre Coffin, Kyle Balda
Cast
Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Trey Parker, Miranda Cosgrove, Dana Gaier, Nev Scharrel, Pierre Coffin, Steve Coogan, Julie Andrews, Jenny Slate, Michael Beattie, Andy Nyman, Adrian Ciscato, Brian Delaney