American Assassin
Dylan O’Brien and Taylor Kitsch? In the same movie? Hot damn, sounds like the sort of thing a studio might try to quietly dump in September without even the common courtesy of a screening for cri—oh shit, they didn’t screen it for critics? Hot damn, I guess you’re on your own if you want a hint as to whether Tim Riggins and the dude from MTV’s Teen Wolf made a decent movie. Good luck, fuckers!
