A Christmas Story

1983 | 93 minutes | Rated PG

It’s the holiday classic that won’t go away! SEE! A shitty little kid rip his tongue raw on an icy pole! HEAR! The glorious collection of syllables that is “Scut Farkus.” WINCE! At that super-racist scene where they go to the Chinese restaurant! CHEER! As Santa kicks a little kid in the face! Directed by the guy who made Porky’s.

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Film Credits
Director
Bob Clark
Cast
Peter Billingsley, Darren McGavin, Melinda Dillon, Ian Petrella, Scott Schwartz, R. Robb, Tedde Moore, Yano Anaya, Zack Ward, Jean Shepherd