I took a yoga class several weeks ago where the instructor played the Black Eyed Peas and Justin Bieber. Just remember, if you feel pain at any time, rest in child's pose. You can cover your ears with your upper arms until the song ends.

Boy that tells us a lot about Courtney. Isn't free yoga mostly offered by creepy guys in too thin cotton pajamas or baggy cotton g-strings ?

They should have a Snoop Dogg-themed class called Yin and Juice.

Yoga as practiced in the United States is an abortion.

The only spiritually pure yoga is performed in lululemon crops to the Bay City Rollers.