Joy to the world
The teacher's dead!
We barbecued her head!
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes,
And round and round it goes,
And ROUND and ROUND and ROUND IT GOES!
I can read but I don't really give a shit about the fact Steve doesn't give a shit, so that's not going to stop me from pointing out that "Christmas Time Is Here" should be added to the animated list if it's not in there already (in addition to "Little Drummer Boy" and Welcome Christmas").
Also, "Wonderful Christmastime" should be added to the commenter's choice list.
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen kicks all these other songs asses and even says God in the title, so it should totally win. You suck, Humpy.
LEARN... TO... READ. (Also, see NOTE FROM HUMPY*)
@ Monica Lewinsky
LEARN… TO… SPELL. (Also, see NOTE FROM HUMPY*)
Three more days 'til we get out!
Three more days 'til we are free
From this penitentiary!
The teacher's dead!
We barbecued her head!
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes,
And round and round it goes,
And ROUND and ROUND and ROUND IT GOES!
I know you know how to read. Look for it tomorrow in the "ANIMATED" category! (I realize my methods are inscrutable.)
ALSO, IS NOW THE TIME I ALSO NOMINATE EASY-E'S MERRY MOTHERFUCKIN' XMAS?
Bah.
I shall not be trolled. Happy holidays, my friend.
Thanks. You, too.
(that Grinch song really should be on the list. It's called "Welcome Christmas.")
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
and:
Good King Sauerkraut, look out! On your feets uneven
- Walt Kelly
You're worse than the clap.
Despite my choice of user-names, I think my single-entendre was just too subtle for Humpy.
Also, "Wonderful Christmastime" should be added to the commenter's choice list.