David Icke be damned! Kris Kristofferson is an American God! Possibly the hottest slab of beautiful muscled man meat to win a Rhodes Scholarship, Kristofferson was giving head with just his voice (“To Beat the Devil”) back when Leonard Cohen was still whining monotonously! He can fly helicopters! And he’s adorably old fashioned/out dated, recently (well, a few years ago) releasing a song about Sinead O’Connor’s 1992 appearance on SNL. People! We must stop the fluoridation’s campaign to attack our National Heroes! This maligning of KrisKris cann-- Wait... What was this about?