COBAL and FORTRAN computer program language experts were lured out of retirement to fix the systems adversely affected by Y2K. Yes, they were extremely well paid, but they are true unsung, heroes, indeed. They got a near impossible job done, without much time before the deadline.

Taylor swift? I'd bang her.

The #1 thing I was wrong about...clicking on the link to this "article". Thought it might be helpful. It wasn't.

Could she just not write this column at all? :(

I guess you think the soiled mattress was a real writer too?


Because you're right.

I disagree with everything.

Sleater who?

What?! Tinder isn't for finding love?

I just bought a black leather couch at Ikea, and it's awesome. Fuck you.