What is with this b.s. negativity about everything different from your experience? Go get a massage or acupuncture. Better yet, pull the stick out of your ass and be a better person.
Regarding your comment about the Prophet Mohammed: taking cheap shots at people's religion (particularly Muslims, which is tragically en vogue right now) is cowardly and discriminatory. You're jumping on a trend that really speaks to a growing climate of intolerance and polarization, which is sad and truly unprogressive. Not only is your column unfunny (and useless), but it speaks to your intolerance and myopic views of social inclusion. I hope the editors on your staff grow a brain and a pair and pull this shit from this publication. Best of luck with your "career" in "journalism".
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If you must know, her real name is Theora Fedora, PI and she went undercover as a stock photography model one time.