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HEY KIDS! Be the first on your block to help adult film star Stormy Daniels write her memoir (featuring her alleged affair with Donald Trump) with this exclusive Mad Lib!

First, pick your words:

1. a vegetable

2. a color

3. a first name

4. an animal

5. brand name of hot sauce

6. adjective

7. adjective

8. noun

9. noun

10. noun

11. an emotion

12. another emotion

13. noun

14. noun

15. body part

16. noun

17. adjective

18. color

19. a number

20. same as #1

21. fruit

22. body part

23. body part

24. noun

25. fruit

26. proper noun

27. adverb

28. same as #1

29. same as #1

30. plural noun

31. a dessert

32. adjective

33. a number

34. celebrity

35. noun

36. lady part

37. plural noun

38. animal

39. exclamation of your choice

Now put your words in the corresponding spaces, send it to a highly regarded book publisher, and watch the money roll in!