Sexy Midterm Election Anxiety
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Sexy Angry Miniature Horse
Sexy Climate Change
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Sexy Patriot Prayer Thug
Sexy Couch (Achieved by Taping Couch Cushions to Your Front and Back)
Sexy Anti-Abortion Ballot Measure
Sexy Staph Infection
Sexy Commuter Who Gets Held Up by a Slow-Moving Train at Southeast 11th and Division Every Goddamn Time
Sexy Support Animal
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Sexy Don’t Vote for Knute Buehler—He’s a FRAUD!
Sexy Hacker Stealing Your Facebook Data
Sexy Fashioning a Toga Out of Half-Empty Tortilla Chip Bags
Sexy Jared Kushner Tax Dodge
Sexy Fair-Weather Blazers Fan
Sexy Guy from College “Just Checking In” to Make Sure He Didn’t Sexually Assault You That One Time
Sexy Oregonian Editorial Board
Sexy Sad Ariana Grande’s Ex-Boyfriend
Sexy iMessage Text Bubble with Three Dots to Show That Someone Is Typing
Sexy Amazon Warehouse Working Conditions