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Sexy Patriot Prayer Thug

Sexy Couch (Achieved by Taping Couch Cushions to Your Front and Back)

Sexy Anti-Abortion Ballot Measure

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Sexy Commuter Who Gets Held Up by a Slow-Moving Train at Southeast 11th and Division Every Goddamn Time

Sexy Support Animal

Sexy Wearing Drapes Like in Gone with the Wind

Sexy Don’t Vote for Knute Buehler—He’s a FRAUD!

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Sexy Fashioning a Toga Out of Half-Empty Tortilla Chip Bags

Sexy Jared Kushner Tax Dodge

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Sexy Guy from College “Just Checking In” to Make Sure He Didn’t Sexually Assault You That One Time

Sexy Oregonian Editorial Board

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Sexy iMessage Text Bubble with Three Dots to Show That Someone Is Typing

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