Whoa!
"Sinus infections have only one cure: ANTIBIOTICS!"
is plain not supported by SCIENCE!!!

Antibiotics work on bacteria. Most sinus infections are from viruses. We have a very limited arsenal of antiviral pharmaceuticals. Fortunately, we have super immune systems.

Getting humor from the Merc is fine. Just sayin' don't get your medical advice from the Merc.

Do you find yourself correcting factual errors in an article that is clearly satirical (and even includes the line, "While public health authorities insist I’m “not a licensed medical professional...")? The you might have a SINUS INFECTION! Get lots of antibiotics right now!