News Apr 16, 2009 at 4:00 am

The Portland Trail Blazers Return to the Playoffs... Or, Why Are the Spurs Trying to Murder Us with a Machete?

Illustration by Ryan Berkley

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1
I read alot of Blazers stuff and this is the funniest fucking thing I have seen yet. Nice job.
2
A+ Article, it's nice to see a fresh take on the Blazers instead of the same old drivel (and a certain writer who shares the same initials as our lord and savior). Funny stuff, can't wait to read your playoff blog!
3
Hilarious article! I read the Mercury semi-regularly and I am not a huge sports fan, especially not basketball (I was a teenager in this town in the late 80's and basketball was force fed to every student at my small high school). I can see that I may have been too hasty to dismiss the sport though, there is drama and humor and strategy and history in basketball, not just a bunch of oafish conceded teen aged boys in a pissing contest. I'll be watching for your next offering!

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