News Mar 25, 2010 at 4:00 am

SW Portland School Bans Hugs

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1
If hugs are outlawed, only outlaws will have hugs.

*cue rolling tumbleweed, Ennio Morricone score*
2
I want a Boner Patrol teeshirt.
3
PUPPIES!
4
Principal Allison Couch can't possibly be serious. What is she gonna do, call the cops? Expell every student who hugs? And another thing. By her own admission, she deliberately checks out male students genital areas for "arousal". I think someone ought to call the cops on HER!

Man, i fuckin' HATE small towns!
5
"That's why I like them. They're so darn funny."
Well it doesn't sound like they like you.
6
What was she doing looking at the boy's genitalia?
7
"Ancient succubus?" My faith in today's youth has just been restored.
8
Wow this is sad.
9
Shit when I was in middle school the kids would make-out between classes. At their lockers, in front of the teachers.

What is wrong with the school system in this state?
10
Trying to stop middle school boys from getting boners is like trying to stop [insert something impossible to stop]
11
While it may seem like a stretch, really, I'm glad for it.
Have you SEEN kids anymore? How their parents allow them to dress?
Even middle school kids are royal sluts anymore, and there's absolutely no reason to allow them to be any more than they already are on school grounds. They have plenty of time to feel each other up on someone else's time.

this is such a non issue I can't believe this was actually published... even on line... in a free paper...

Next up: Student gets detention for texting during class! Whooptie freaking doooo!
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@mollymaverick, are you serious? You realize old geezers have been saying the same thing since the dawn of time? It's part of growing old, I suppose, telling kids they're amoral sluts who will burn in hell for eternity for the sinful crime of 'hugging'.
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Just because it's rampant doesn't mean it should be condoned.

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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