@ujfoyt: Endangerment: If someone had been standing under the slide when it inflated, they could have been hit by it. I don't know how heavy they are, but the story I read implied that it could be serious.
Trespassing: He isn't allowed on the tarmac.
Of course, those would be null and void if it was an emergency, but swearing, stealing beers, quitting your job, and going home to have sex with your boyfriend, while awesome, probably isn't an emergency. Although maybe the customer was truly awful and he was worried for his safety. (Hey, a Portland Police officer could get away with that defense.)
It's technically impossible for two men to be "mid-coitus". They'd be "mid-sodomy". Words have meanings and we can't just go around willy-nilly changing what they mean.
Trespassing: He isn't allowed on the tarmac.
Of course, those would be null and void if it was an emergency, but swearing, stealing beers, quitting your job, and going home to have sex with your boyfriend, while awesome, probably isn't an emergency. Although maybe the customer was truly awful and he was worried for his safety. (Hey, a Portland Police officer could get away with that defense.)
and still have time leftover to pay a guy to get a handy from a prostitute.
In another life I'm sure he could have been a flight attendant.