News Oct 8, 2010 at 9:35 am

Good Morning News!

Sarah Mirk
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GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!? I'VE GOT MIGRAINES, AND THEY'RE NOT GOING AWAY! *SAD FACE EMOTICON*
Graham on October 8, 2010 at 9:46 AM Report this
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PULITZER?
dark on October 8, 2010 at 9:49 AM Report this
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@THE DARKNESS: I KNOW, RITE??!?
Graham on October 8, 2010 at 10:05 AM Report this
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OH GOD, I REFERRED TO THE NOBEL AS THE PULITZER. THIS IS PART OF THE REASON WHY I'LL NEVER WIN EITHER.
s.mirk on October 8, 2010 at 10:49 AM Report this
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While we're editing, it's "Bank of America."

Also, you misspelled "unbelievable."
Commenty Colin on October 8, 2010 at 11:03 AM Report this
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^^^^^^^ BUT IN CAPS.
Commenty Colin on October 8, 2010 at 11:03 AM Report this
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ATT: COPY EDITOR WANTED

DUTIES INCLUDE SPELL CHECKING THE WORK OF THE ILLITERATE WRITERS ON STAFF AND DRESSING UP AS JUSTIN BIEBER FOR MY PLEASURE

PLEASE INCLUDE RÉSUMÉ WITH 3 REFERENCES
Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey on October 8, 2010 at 11:16 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING. PULITZER, NOBEL, DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING MATTER WHEN YOU'RE IN A CHINESE PRISON. NEXT UP: AWESOME CURRENCY WAR WITH CHINA.
cat & beard on October 8, 2010 at 11:17 AM Report this
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PROTESTING WITH HOT PANTS IS THE BEST!

BLOWING UP BANKS, NOT SO MUCH.
tk. on October 8, 2010 at 11:19 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING.

I WOULD LIKE FOR COMMENTY COLIN AND THE DARKNESS AND EVIL WSH TO PROTEST SARAH'S ERRORS BY WEARING HOT PANTS. IT SENDS A STRONG MESSAGE.

on October 8, 2010 at 11:22 AM Report this
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IN OTHER NEWS, THE COLD WAR IS BACK ON, GUYS! WOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIINES!


http://www.jamestown.org/programs/ncw/sing…
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on October 8, 2010 at 11:57 AM Report this
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IT'S CAT FRIDAY!!!

POST SOME FUCKING CATS!!!
A CAT, probably on October 8, 2010 at 12:03 PM Report this
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Those damned bees just couldn't resist it. "It's a fungus AND a virus. Two great tastes in one!"
Todd Mecklem on October 8, 2010 at 12:09 PM Report this
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@ JONESER: LAUNDRY DAY DICTATES THAT YOUR WISH WAS GRANTED BEFORE YOU EVER UTTERED IT.
Commenty Colin on October 8, 2010 at 12:12 PM Report this
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GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN. HOW ARE YOU? I TRUST THAT YOU HAVE WEEKEND PLANS THAT INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO, DRINKING IN EXCESS AND INDULGING WSH IN HIS BIEBER OBSESSION.

ALSO! A CAT IS SERIOUS ABOUT CATS.
Fruit Cup on October 8, 2010 at 12:31 PM Report this
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THE BEES BROUGHT IT UPON THEMSELVES WITH ALL THAT UNPROTECTED POLLINATION WITH MULTIPLE FLOWERS.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on October 8, 2010 at 12:32 PM Report this
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GOOD MORNING BEEZIES! I AM HANGED. I BLAME SARAH AND BEES AND HOT PANTS.
kiala on October 8, 2010 at 12:42 PM Report this
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WAY AHEAD OF YOU, JONESER!
dark on October 8, 2010 at 1:17 PM Report this
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FRENCH RAPS!!!!!!!!!

BURQA'S BEAT BUTT-CRACK JEANS!

MUSLIM GIRLS ROCK!
on October 8, 2010 at 2:17 PM Report this

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