G'MORNING. I HEARD MENTION ON THE RADIO THIS MORNING THAT A MAX TRAIN HIT SOMETHING, AND SO THE RED LINE HAS BEEN STOPPED FOR A WHILE. BUT THEY WOULDN'T GIVE US DETAILS BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO BUSY DOING THE PLEDGE DRIVE. WHAT'S HAPPENING?
GOOD MORNING BEEZIES! DID EVERYONE GET MY SEXT? I TRIED SENDING IT FROM MY IPHONE BUT WHEN THAT WAS A NO GO I SENT IT WITH ONE OF THOSE ROMAN SIGNAL FIRES. FOUR BURSTS OF FLAME MEAN "COCK" BTW.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE: I CAN'T TELL IF TRIMET DRIVERS SICKED-OUT OR IF TRIMET SERVICE IS JUST CONTINUING TO SUCK. I HAD JUST BIKED ACROSS TOWN AND WAS GOING TO HITCH A BUS RIDE THE REST OF THE WAY TO MY OFFICE FROM THE TRANSIT MALL.
THE SCREEN SAID '2 MINUTES.' AFTER WAITING 10, I GAVE UP AND BIKED. THANKS FOR THE FORCED EXERCISE. MAYBE MANAGEMENT AND THE UNION CAN WORK THEIR STUFF OUT LIKE ADULTS. SOME OF US HAVE TO GET TO WORK.
IT'S NOT A PARTY TILL SOMEONE'S PUT A CHICKEN ON YOUR HEAD.
ANTI-SEXTING TECHNOLOGY WON'T KEEP ME FROM SIMPLY HOPING ALL OF YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
TSW
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I'M GONNA SEND THOSE CHILEAN MINERS A WELCOME HOME SEXT. I AM SO HOOKED ON THIS STORY! CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!!
I CAN'T BE SNARKY TODAY WITH THE MINERS COMING OUT. FOR ONCE, A STORY THAT EVERYONE ON EARTH CAN AGREE IS GREAT NEWS. THE WORLD IS A HAPPIER PLACE.
"I WOULD LIKE TO DO SOMETHING LATER, AND BY SOMETHING YOU KNOW WHAT I AM REFERRING TO"
I HOPE HE DUN NEVAH JUDGE A WHOLE COMMUNITAH OF COLORED KIDS ON A FEW "TAR BABIES", EITHER.
THE SCREEN SAID '2 MINUTES.' AFTER WAITING 10, I GAVE UP AND BIKED. THANKS FOR THE FORCED EXERCISE. MAYBE MANAGEMENT AND THE UNION CAN WORK THEIR STUFF OUT LIKE ADULTS. SOME OF US HAVE TO GET TO WORK.