Obama's top financial aide David Axelrod explains why his boss isn't the sell-out everyone thinks he is.

Elizabeth Edwards, married to Senator John Edwards, passed away yesterday after a six-year-long battle with cancer.

SpaceX's Falcon 9 commercial rocket lifted off this morning, bringing Arnold Schwarzenegger one step closer to moving to Mars. (3… 2… 1… Ohhhh! I get it.)

In other "spacey" news, Japan's probe to Venus misses its target—unless its target was intended to be THE SUN. Fail!

Nigeria files bribery charges against Dick Cheney; Cheney responds by blowing their faces off with a shotgun.

Wikileaks supporters are striking back at the site's enemies—starting by hacking into Mastercard.

Comedian Kathy Griffin is under fire for making a joke about Bristol Palin... that I have to admit was pretty funny.

In Seattle, a police officer is cleared of any wrongdoing after punching a teen jaywalker. (Take it from me, they really hate jaywalkers up there!)

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Showery and 52 until further notice!

And finally... WAIT. Now maybe I'll finally go to see this movie!